Thursday:
What lights up a soccer stadium?
A soccer match.
Wednesday:
What did the fruit tree say to the grower?
Stop picking on me.
Tuesday
What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a head but never weeps, has a bed but never sleeps?
A River
Monday:
The man who invented it doesn't want it. The man who bought it doesn't need it. The man who needs it doesn't know it. What is it?
A coffin. (A little dark, but I was tired and feeling a bit run down)
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