Saturday, February 19, 2011

Jokes (February 14 - 19)

Thursday - Friday:
What's long and thin, covered in skin; red in parts, and put in tarts?
Rhubarb.

Wednesday:
What do you get if you have Avogadro's number of donkeys?
Molasses

Tuesday:
I dropped the ball.

Monday
How many atoms in a guacamole?
Avocado's number.

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